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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 08:10
Still no good
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
If Republicans say that Biden goes to shower with his daughter, how do Democrats support it?
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What do you do when your family doesn’t care about you?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the most craziest dream you ever had?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
What is your favourite colour and why?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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